trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.

Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!

by pentozali May 14, 2009

Tree

A useless thing made of wood and fiber and is boring

Her "what is that?" Him "that's a tree" her " what's that?"

by Tree hater December 9, 2020

Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

shmubel tree

A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.

The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 4, 2023

Tree Trunkee

A person who likes to get sodomized.

He is a Tree Trunkee.

by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019