mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Mads

Poopoo head

Do you see mads over there. He's a poopoo head

by NotTheMouse November 11, 2022

lol mad

When you are in a funny mood but mad at the same time

“I’m lol mad at her/him for that

by Idk3685 July 3, 2018

Mad funny

Mad funny literally means mad funny

Friend: “Did you hear that kid got eaten by a pitbull”
Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
Doctor: “sorry sir/ma’am you have stage four cancer”
Me: “Mad funny”

by Macixj/instagram November 16, 2022

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Dropped mad packs

Spending copious amounts of money on packs within Game of Thrones Conquest. This simultaneously furthers one's baller status.

Yo, I dropped mad packs today...I think I broke the game.

by CheezyPete August 2, 2018

Mads

Mads is the definition of retard, people with the name Mads have a 100% chance of being diagnosed with things such as autism, downsyndrome, and homosexuality.

"OH shit he a mads" -jack

"oh he gay and autist yes" -joe

by plskillmadsheisveystupid February 17, 2020