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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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jacob peck

weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg

wants to be tobey maguire

(none of this is serious by the way)
"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"

"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
by best person ever. <3 January 29, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person with such a great personality, he’s such a warm hearted soul who always makes me smile. I’m glad I met him. become friends with him you won’t regret it.
Jacob is a heartwarming soul.
by urgeminigf November 24, 2021
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Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights
He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly
by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob a nice, fun, sweet and beautiful person. Someone that you can trust and is there for you. He is crazy talented and a hard worker. If you meet a Jacob make sure you become friends and stay friends!! He is patient and put's up with all your weird jokes and dumb comment. He is amazing and someone you should keep close innit bruv!!
bitches be cold right Jacob
by hoi01 May 27, 2021
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Jacob

He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...
Jacob is annoying
by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018
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