A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
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Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?
Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts
Jacob: Hey, how are you?
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Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts
Jacob: Hey, how are you?
Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
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