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Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.
Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.
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Jacob your a fucking pill head
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oh, that handsome lad over there? that's jacob
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An amazing, caring, and sweet man who will treat you right. <3
"Jacob is so nice."
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Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd
He sounds like jacob
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A rapist. Likes to rape woman then go to the marines
Jacob I said no, jacob saysI don’t care
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The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
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