potato

A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT IS AMAZING AND ITS SO FLIPPING SEXY
OMG IM SUCH A POTATO
by POTATO ENTHUSIAST October 20, 2018
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The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.
Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.
by ΔPotato GodΔ June 22, 2019
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Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap
Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!
by Thunderr0903 February 14, 2024
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A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 06, 2021
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Potato is potato potato potato potato POTATO
Potato is good ok?
Potato is good ok?

Yes
by ABCPersonBOI February 13, 2019
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A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 23, 2021
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The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat
Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.
by randomfoodie33 June 09, 2022
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