Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

Asshole

look at a pond, see that guy staring you back, that's an Asshole.

Man, Stop being such an Asshole

by yeetboy21 February 28, 2018

Asshole Alley

A nickname for the Montour Run Road exit in Pittsburgh, located on the Parkway West just outside of downtown. People are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. A caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.

I'm getting off the business loop, so I'm gonna try not to wreck at Asshole Alley.

by Maukali2016 August 13, 2016

Asshole

Someone who’s a bitch whore and acts like they’re the shit even though they’re a sociopath

“wow I heard ____ is just fucking ____ and doesn’t even like her!”
“He’s a asshole”

by Bitchwhore2 March 18, 2019

Asshole

When someone gets upset over things that aren't worth getting upset over. Life is too short to be acting mean or yelling. Have perspective on the real issues. Being an asshole is blowing thing up to be way bigger than it needs to be.

Don't be an asshole Steve!! Happy wife happy life!!

by Melba82 March 5, 2017