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Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit
Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster
by Body duck December 3, 2025
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throw that turkey

Boy: Ayo smut, throw that turkey
Girl: boy slow down
Boy: Im bool
*Girl starts "throwing her turkey"*
by foidmaxxing January 14, 2026
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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te, ter, tes, ters, terself

A customized neopronoun. Based on "he", "she" and "they".
te, ter, tes, ters, terself

te: mixture of "he", "she', "they"
ter: based on "zir" and "hir" for the pattern
tes: based on "his"
tem: based on "hers"
terself: see "ter" + -self (like "herself")

Sentence examples: Te is the new person in the office.
by marcotoa October 23, 2025
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