Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

asshole

John

John is an asshole because he abuses people

by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019

Asshole

You

If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”

by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Asshole

The kid who lied about having brain cancer to get awards and karma.

That asshole needs to be assassinated.

by GenericHamSandwich June 30, 2020

Asshole sex

Sex inside your poo shooter, aka ass barf, shit throwup, chunky brown, charley shit, sick starfish, the g spot shotta, could be gay or straight

I Asshole sex her last night n shit shit on my dick what the fuck.

by chunky brown November 12, 2021