Potato

A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
Potatoes are totally ran mannnnnn
by Potato man18726 January 06, 2021
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Potato is potato potato potato potato POTATO
Potato is good ok?
Potato is good ok?

Yes
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A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
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The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat
Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.
by randomfoodie33 June 09, 2022
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“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”
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our lord and savior, creator of worlds, god of everything or something
I am going to worship thy potato
by chikin nooget in the air??? September 13, 2022
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a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it
Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.
by chikin nooget in the air??? September 13, 2022
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