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maddi may

Beautiful outgoing girl. She will make your day brighter than ever before and is very sweet. She hates feet so don't remove your shoes or you'll be hurt. She's sarcastic especially if you get on her bad side. Has silky blonde hair with hazel eyes you get lost in. An amazing kisser and great in bed. If you have a maddi may in life consider yourself lucky!
Have you seen maddi may?
Yeah she's gorgeous.

She's amazing!
by hbunk January 26, 2015
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may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.
Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.
by thelostvokal May 7, 2015
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May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"
Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"
by Drummgirl July 29, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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