squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016

fresh-water jellyfish

The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.

"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."

"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"

by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Pay the Water Bill

Slang for "I need to go pee", slang for urination

"Hey Bob, hold my spot for me, I've got to go Pay the Water Bill."

'OK Jim, will do"

by Drizzt_the_Dark October 1, 2010

How to drink water

Its easy okey , i will teach u how to drink water with hand .Pour some water to the cup , mug , bowl and other . Grab taht cup with your hand okey and move that cup to your lips . after finishing placing the tip of the cup on the lips. you need to raise your hands up, make sure the water in the cup goes into your mouth. drink slowly. how do we drink water

K taht how To drink water

by YOURSOULMATE!♡ May 26, 2021

Water Balloon

When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.

"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"

by Joe & Angie November 4, 2009

Hotdog water

When your having some serious hotdog luck in the woods and you make some hotdog water in your pants. Then starts sleeping through jeans

Hiker one: man I think I just dropped my butter

Hiker two: no man, look ahead. The trail, it’s gone.

Hiker one: oh shit
Hiker two: dude your leaking hotdog water

by Satansbaby666 April 30, 2020

water gate

A method of smoking tobacco where you pretty much make a gravity bong piece. however, instead of cutting off the whole bottom on the bottle, you just cut one small hole that you can plug with your finger.

yo man how do i even use a water gate?

dude are you serious? put your finger over the hole, fill it up with water, put the cap on with the tobacco in the bowl, light it, and take your finger off the hole. but do it over my sink! you think i want my damn floor all wet?!

by yomikemarddin! May 3, 2011