dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

giving it long handle

Drinking excessively

He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.

by Mugs52 September 15, 2013

Long龍福

Long龍福 is a person who nobody really knows.

Dave: Hey man have you heard of Long龍福?
Chad: No

by broken streetlight December 28, 2020

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

long sock challenge

This is a scary challenge. First you where long socks (preferably white). Then you all have to sleep in the same room together. Before you go to sleep you each have to say moon 3 times. Then you have to fall asleep on your stomach in order for the challenge to work. When you wake up all of you will have the same nightmare.

(person in sleep over) yo we should do the long sock challenge. (everyone else) good idea!

by the.scary.challenge.guy March 5, 2020

Jacob Longed

Went you down something in 10 seconds

“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”

by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021