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long hall

A long hall is someone you know you'll hook up with in the future.
"Ahh I'm not stressed about John even though he' has a gf he's my long hall it's all good"
by icycakes November 14, 2015
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penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.
Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018
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Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.
When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.
by snigglefitz November 28, 2019
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Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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long abs

The parallel to long back. For when a gal has no tits.
That shawty got some long abs.
by JoeysArk June 27, 2023
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Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar
by UGKDylan October 15, 2020
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