the right to drive

contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.

Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."

by Mazer86 May 22, 2008

The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.

Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.

by Shaunasweets December 8, 2023

right cockeyed

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

by phazel14 October 31, 2007

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right page of the school year book

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.

man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.

by Habopo June 4, 2020