The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
by CappyDog September 11, 2021
Get the Festival Xmug. by ilovemyselfmeandi April 28, 2024
Get the mc13.xmug. completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.
by JQ back injury April 20, 2019
Get the x(ed)-outmug. by Quira7 November 22, 2021
Get the R x Rmug. The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. “She totally put an x at the end of that message; she must want sexual intercourse with me,” Leighton said.
by DFUKSP September 24, 2020
Get the Xmug. A math teacher's best friend who always seems to go missing in every class. You have to find X by solving equations in which X will be substituting for one of the numbers. If you solve the equation, you have officially beat life.
Mark: I can't believe Mr. Smith asked us to find X, it's like he never shows up to class
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
Ryan: Where could he be this time?
Mark: I dunno, probably in Question 1
by Isaac Taylor August 21, 2019
Get the Xmug.