egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 5, 2024

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022

riot egg

A passive-agressive *prank* you get an egg poke a hole in the top with a needle and leave the egg in a open enviornment and it will smell a little but when it breaks it will smell un-imaginable

Kid 1: Hey did you smell the riot egg in the plaza this morning

Kid 2: Yeah it was terrible

by I AM TITI June 9, 2018

square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay

Damn That Bitch A Square Egg

by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>YOu Are My Fabreje egg<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny

when a woman is on her period

"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!

by 2themoon May 22, 2018