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cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!
by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022
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skitz cunt

a lad who does fkn heaps of drugs and is a fkn cool as skitz cunt
oh look at jimmy passed out in a bush, what an absolute skitz cunt
by cheyney in a bottle June 28, 2022
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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cunt pit

An airplane pilot with two males is a cockpit when you have two females flying the plane it is called a cunt pit
I really enjoy the flight today however I noticed we're flying by a cunt pit
by Nick Danger Brother December 16, 2021
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Putrid Cunt

A putrid Person

A low life

A person who doesn't look after themselves hygienically

A person who abuses kids
"Yo man guy in cell 3 is a putrid Cunt"

"no worries bra I'll let the boys know we'll have him out of here in no time"

"Well well well what have we here oh it's a putrid Cunt"

Go have a wash you putrid Cunt you stinky cunt
by Billyking November 4, 2021
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Fuzz Cunt

An uncut cunt that looks like a hibernating squirrel. It’s so hairy even Scizzors can’t cut the Fuzz cunt
I walked in on my Grandma taking a show and she had the biggest Fuzz Cunt I’ve ever seen!
by Pussyfooting69427 February 17, 2022
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jubby cunt

Jubby cunt is the term for someone who isn’t quite fat but also isn’t skinny and they are being a massive cunt
David ‘cappa’ Candlin is a massive jubby cunt
by Wagwan brevrend August 24, 2021
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