poop sandwiches

n. Meal(s) composed of the a sustanant portion of animal feces pressed betwixt two slices of Wonder Bread.

Al's Deli makes the best poop sandwiches this side o' the Mississippi.

by Cortney August 13, 2003

poop monster

A guy who loves to dance around in poop until he is covered in it. Can be considered an insult.

Sean Ramon is a major poop monster. Don't you hate how poop monsters are such poop monster? If I was a poop monster I'd pick on myself all the time for being a poop monster.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Poop taco

A persons anus

last nite she licked my poop taco.

by arb-rym October 21, 2010

air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007

poop rag

a cloth used to wipe the black shit off a meth pipe after you take a fat hit.

"hey man, i cant see the shit in this bowl, hand me the poop rag."

by synt@x April 16, 2007