Banana Bread Homeschooler

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”
by Urban Power December 13, 2017
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Interesting Banana Trick

A discriptive tagline that attempts to express an awkward, yet still interesting, trick or skill that someone can pull off.
Male1: Hey Male2, did you see Male3's Interesting Banana Trick?

Male2: That I did Male1. The fact that he really used a Banana made it even more of a turn on.

Male1: Indeed it did Male2, but he is still an awkward figit.

Male2: I agree completely.

Male3: I'm standing right here guys...
by Zombie Kami May 03, 2011
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Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.
Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?
by hlczn February 19, 2016
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Banana-Nut Pancake

The act of rubbing your dong (banana) and dong-bag (nuts) all over freshly made pancakes and then serving them to your girlfriend or significant other.
Hey Brian Z, would you like some of them freshly made banana-nut pancakes that I just made...they're delicious!!
by Thomas E23 March 03, 2010
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banana peel fairy

A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.
I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!
by workshoedick August 02, 2017
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ya mum is a banana

when ya mum is a banana
fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*
by banana1783 May 24, 2018
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man banana glasses

To place your balls one on each eye while having a boner while someone is passed out. Similar to German sunglasses and a Roman helmet.
She passed out as we were having sex so I made her wear my man banana glasses.
by Das Miz August 26, 2016
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