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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug.

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.
by anonymous June 24, 2022
mugGet the Fucking dogmug.

Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
mugGet the Fuck boymug.

Hot Fuck Sundae

During intercourse make truffle butter, and a lot of it. Once you have enough to fill a large ramiken or small bowl, take a torch to the top of it similar to baked alaska
Dude I was with Lacy last night and we totally had Hot Fuck Sundaes
by Mushroom print ur mum March 28, 2021
mugGet the Hot Fuck Sundaemug.

Ew da fuck

by OSUSuckeyes March 24, 2025
mugGet the Ew da fuckmug.

fuck

by njknjkhgjgk May 15, 2016
mugGet the fuckmug.

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.
"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.
by gilksy June 1, 2024
mugGet the stupid idiot cunt fuckmug.

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