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Ew da fuck

by OSUSuckeyes March 24, 2025
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A fucking sex

"ME AND MY DOG WERE HAVING A FUCKING SEX!"
by Deku BHNA July 4, 2021
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Fuck

Fuck
"Fuck"
by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020
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Hot Fuck Sundae

During intercourse make truffle butter, and a lot of it. Once you have enough to fill a large ramiken or small bowl, take a torch to the top of it similar to baked alaska
Dude I was with Lacy last night and we totally had Hot Fuck Sundaes
by Mushroom print ur mum March 28, 2021
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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