This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

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fuck

When you and your partner have good sex.

"OH YA, fuck me daddy!"

by Jojo siwa number 1 fan November 26, 2019

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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

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Tri-fuck

An word usually found on the "wrong side of the internet", which means a person or other living thing with 3 holes.

That person looks like a tri-fuck to me.

by The wrong side of the web March 13, 2021

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nickle fuck

Someone who accepts a payment of one nickel for a sexual act.

“Hey why does he have only nickels in his pockets? It’s 2 am!”

“He’s a nickle fuck.”

by hottest cheeto March 18, 2024

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Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

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