two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 01, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

by LimeyGeeza September 01, 2003

two girls one finger

A disturbing video in which two asian girls use each others fingers to make the other one puke into their mouth, followed by one laying a huge brick in the others mouth, then them both swapping it between each others mouths.

I saw two girls one finger, my life will always feel hollow from now...

by lewok December 12, 2007

Two can Van Damme

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

by Gordo aka Flash July 18, 2006

Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

two girls one cup

A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.

After I watched 'two girls one cup' I wanted to burn my eyes out with a candle

by Gene Bryant November 02, 2007

Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses

Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff

by Mallikizzle July 11, 2008