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Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.
How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?
by Blobby27 November 13, 2014
mugGet the Clown Carmug.

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant
That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.
by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023
mugGet the Kitchen clownmug.

clown

I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!
by brookballoon May 8, 2023
mugGet the clownmug.

Ass Clown

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.
by Phact February 27, 2022
mugGet the Ass Clownmug.

Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
mugGet the Clownmug.

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose
The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.
by biggitylogos May 8, 2014
mugGet the circus of clownsmug.

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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