Clown

YOU!!!

You are a clown.

by pd1913 April 1, 2022

Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers

"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"

by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023

Bone Clown

Absolute value of a clown, in it's purest form. Someone who likes to spum in the food. Every friend group has their bone clown.

You spummed in the jam! You God damn bone clown!

What are you doing walking around looking like a damn bone clown

by Fugmaass December 20, 2019

Clown

One word to define how stupid you are and how useless you are to the planet and that the least you can do for people is die. In short, you are cancer.

Clown: Existen

by Lebron News June 17, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022