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Millennials

Not all but generally they are scum that believe they are entitled to receive anything and blame their problems on others. As children they received a ribbon for finishing second last in a race and were told it was not their fault for failing their test it was the teachers. They will tell you what to be offended by and are hyper-sensitive and will whinge if you insult them. They are too lazy to work hard to earn a lot of money and instead believe that communism is the best way forward because it has definitely been shown to work throughout history. Though you got to feel sorry for them, life ain’t fair.
Millennials: I’m broke, depressed and have a massive student loan.
Gen Z: bruh rip
by Frankenstein’s Dongle January 24, 2021
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Alex: The president is doing a great job
Simon: The president should be fired
Alex: Wow millennial's sure are mindless sheep.
by C_K December 19, 2019
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Millennialize

to remove any substance such as intellectual complexity, subtlety, or sophistication in favor of perceived style or swagger; to dumb down to the lowest common denominator in an attempt to appeal to everyone as often displayed by the culture, music, and arts of the Millennial Generation.
1.) J.J. Abrams Millennialized Star Trek in 2009.

2.) Ah crap I'm not going to see the new Robocop. You know they are just going to Millenialize it.

3.) Jim: "Wow old school hip hop is so much different than today's steaming pile of crap. Their lyrics used to have meaning, coherent structure, and wow they even told a story! What the hell happened?"

Jane: "Ah you know right around the late 1990s when MTV changed from showing music videos to reality TV, the only music being pushed was that that would appeal to the most people possible. Artists had to Millennialize their music to appeal to a new generation of culturually bankrupt, brainwashed, socially media addicted youth."

Jim: "Ah that makes sense. That's why music in general is just god awful these days. Well what comes next?"

Jane: "Collapse of Western Civilization.

4.) Jim: "Wow look at the difference between comedians of the past and comedians now. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Chris Rock were actually intelligent, edgy, and creative. How did utter lame ass morons like Dane Cook ever become popular?"

Jane: "Either Dane Cook was never that funny or he Millenialized his act."
by Intellectual Savior. January 30, 2014
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millennial pink

millennial pink, is a colour. It is a dusty pink, or as others may call it rose gold. It's not bright, it is a dark/dusty pink. Many people (apparently Millennials more so though) enjoy the colour because of the brightness of it.
This item is cute! - Girl 1
I thought you didn't like pink though? - Boy 1
But this is the millennial pink though, it isn't neon. - Girl 1
by pokexlove96 May 6, 2018
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Millennial Tan

Similar to a truckers tan on one forearm only, A Millennial Tan is defined by a rectangular paleness on one side of the face. The visible pale shape caused by non-stop cell phone use while stranded on a beach, Jet Ski, boat, family outing, or ski slope. In rare cases having locked yourself outside your parents house during daytime hours while braving situations that then forced sun exposure to ones face while foraging for slushies and dried up pizza sticks found only at QuickyMarts. In those cases, Millennials are advised to move quickly while taking calls as their pasty skin can unpale quickly after no exposure to the sun for weeks. Doctors are currently awaiting FDA approval for promising treatment options that use special tanning booths to project UV patterns of popular device brands that can restore color to the spot where the phone became stuck to until it's battery exhausted. For now though a home remedy is available by tracing the case of your phone over the sleeve that your Hot Pocket came in, cut out the marked area with safety scissors (remember not to run or put them in your mouth ever), next locate any spray paint can which best matches your skin color and aligns the stencil against the visible pale area on your cheek. A few spray blasts should get you back online and dating again unless you were actually seeking real sex, in which case we suggest staying indoors for two weeks to allow rest of the face to return to it's original paleness.
Damn boy look at that Millennial Tan line you be sporting now, What ya just get the new Galaxy Note 7? Grow some sideburns Chief Fail face if your gonna be packing that Phablet around during daytime hours fool.
by Tydog July 23, 2019
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Millennial

A person in Boomer comics who can't last a second without technology, never go outside, hate Boomers for no reason, fake depression, and whenever they are told or shown something that is related to "the good old days", they immediately make a connection to their "junk".
All these Boomer comics are just fake millennials looking at a book and asking "HoW dO yOu TuRn ThIs ThInG oN?"
by Teh Awesome God December 8, 2019
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millennial mullet

The new cringe-worthy hair style of short or shaved sides, leaving a floppy mohawk that is pulled back into a small tail or a man-bun.
My kids thought my yearbooks pictures were bad. Waiting until I whip out the photos of their millennial mullets to their future kids.
by Gangsta Whitewalls June 24, 2017
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