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Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
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YODA

Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"
"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?"

"YODA"
by Pants88 April 26, 2013
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yodar

Yodar is a psychotic kid who has experienced a lot of revolutions and wars and is normally the first choice to go to the army. They also love dancing and making up words. A great name for kids.
Yodar is such a good name for him, I bet he's hella fun.
Have you heard Yodar went to the army? Of course he did who else would go.
Another revolution happened, Yodar probably was in it.
by Tom VI March 22, 2017
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Yodiak

Yodiak the best person ever

better than MrCoolFry
better than T gei
better than Foxer 262
wow i met yodiak he was really great
by Kayoid November 13, 2019
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Yordan the boy

'Yordan the boy' is a bulgarian street term used to describe a person (often a pathological liar) who undermines his own negative behaviour to seem more innocent. In most cases this phrase is accompanied by ironic jokes or different forms of criticism about finacial greed.
He said and did all those bad and stupid things, but he's just Yordan the boy. He doesn't know any better.
I'm Yordan the boy and this is my last money.
by stherdichøvternsten March 21, 2023
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baby yoda breakdown

The result of immensely high stress levels, in which the participant begins uncontrollably crying and vomiting. Their cries make them baby and the vomit makes it green, hence, the baby yoda breakdown
Person 1: “I’m so sick and tired of these AP classes, I’m so overwhelmed that last night I had a baby yoda breakdown”
Person 2: “Ugh! That’s equally disgusting and depressing
by Seen Wegmans January 10, 2020
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skinless yoda

My new religion. I skinned a yoda over a discord call. Yes, this is chris, yes, you’re reading this right. I got on urban dictionary for skinless yoda. Who’s laughing now?
Chris: I made a new religion. BOW TO SKINLESS YODA
Alex: What the actual fuck
by Björgēñ June 9, 2020
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