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West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.
I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log
by Mrbeefy090 July 28, 2016
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West Virginia Waltz

The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!
by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.
My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.
by Hamilbone December 31, 2022
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West Virginia

Country roads take me home to the place that I belong West Virginia Mountain Mama!!! take me home country roads.
by BoyBoss555 January 21, 2019
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West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.
Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.
by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021
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West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
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