A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.
“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)
by Solus Veritas May 30, 2018
Get the Turkey Vulturemug. by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
Get the Turkey baconmug. Friend of a bush pig, name for the second ugly woman when they are travelling in a pair. This is an Australianism or Aussieism.
by QuokkaAU January 11, 2010
Get the scrub turkeymug. by certifiedgeesehaircut January 8, 2021
Get the Turkey Phonemug. The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.
My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.
by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016
Get the Arizona Turkeymug. A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.
Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "
by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009
Get the turkey perchmug. 