Greasy Pepe

A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.

I gave Sharlene the ol' greasy pepe last night and the cheese hit the wall, man.

by corey trevor lahey August 29, 2006

greasy wombat

When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.

Jemdun lost his penis last night...latisha devoured it! It was a greasy wombat!

by catman1734 February 12, 2010

the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.

Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

greasy pussbag

When you are having sex and somebody shoves fast food items into your vagina.

What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag

by spartain yankees October 31, 2009

Greasy Sparrow

Fist a girl while whistling like a sparrow.

The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.

by Store 729 January 12, 2004

Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.

I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.

by Natty Frank October 22, 2020

greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks

Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off

by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017