Pritam: Do you know when the National Chandler day is?
Daniel: You don’t know?
Pritam: That’s why I’m asking.
Daniel: It’s today man. March 30th. Let’s go take a shot with Chandler.
Pritam: Hell yeah! What’s better than this
Daniel: You don’t know?
Pritam: That’s why I’m asking.
Daniel: It’s today man. March 30th. Let’s go take a shot with Chandler.
Pritam: Hell yeah! What’s better than this
by SEMAloveschandler March 30, 2023
The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022
Anne Chandler is a girl with a great personality. She isn't what you call beautiful, or hot, but she is stunning in her own natural way. She wants everybody to be happy. Anne Chandler Isn't insecure about herself and doesn't hide it. If you meet and Anne Chandler then I suggest you make her your best friend or your girlfriend.
by SecretsSafeWithMe June 30, 2018
by Definitiiiiion June 11, 2021
The desire to crack a joke, or make an immature / sarcastic comment, especially during an inappropriate moment; named after Chandler Bing from "Friends"
A prime example of the Chandler effect:
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
The Interviewer: So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
The Interviewer: Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
The Interviewer: But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
The Interviewer: We can go into detail…
Chandler: No don’t I beg of you!
by 809blanco September 27, 2020
The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.
Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.
by Princess kitty UwU January 20, 2021
by Cherylandcain December 30, 2017