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Payton

He is very gay and is really racist and stupid. He never admits he is wrong and it’s really annoying. He will say he isn’t gay but he really is. He will be racist and salty all the time and sometimes u may think he has a disability. But no one is for sure if u does or not. Usually tall with weird dark hair
“Did u see that guy. I bet he was a Payton.”
by Ur Truthful dose of Tink October 23, 2019
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Micaila + Payton

Micaila + Payton is the best relationship ever and it could be but Payton play to much micaila thinks Payton is very scrumptious and she wishes Payton’s would give her a chance
by Chicken nuggets and ketchup March 31, 2022
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Payton

Payton is a very flat girl/woman she is a pancake and only can date syrup. Payton's are the people you don't wants to date if you don't like your girls FLAT. But if you do like flat girls then she is perfect.
Payton is my friend.
by Bromadness December 23, 2019
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Payton

Payton is funny like makes you pee your pants funny she is kind to her friends but if you mess with her or her friends she will never forget and she will make sure that you never forget she is a kind of person that all of the girls want to be and all of the guys want but she will never make any one feel bad about themselves for no reason she is drop dead gorgeous and she doesn’t know it she will always be amazing and I hope she never changes

She’s a Payton! Even a better
I love Payton’s omg
by My bestie is Payton January 29, 2020
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Payton

Payton is a unisex name meaning it works for both guys and girls. I know a Payton. He’s a very loving brother who’s funny, weird, usually nice, sometimes annoying, and Can be very protective when he wants to be.
Friend: “Wow he’s a great guy. He’s cute too.”
Me: “yeah he’s a good guy you can tell even just by the fact his name is Payton, but ew he’s my brother I don’t think he’s cute.”
by thebelovedranboob June 15, 2020
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payton hornkohl

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”
by poopshole September 2, 2022
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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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