Blue tick bitch

When your having a long whatsapp convosation or you message someone and they read it (blue tick) and don't reply just push you to the side

Tom WhatsApps Kieran 'good morning sir'

Kieran reads message (grey ticks turn blue)
Tom does not receive a response

That would make keiran a blue tick bitch

by Thebluetickvictim August 7, 2017

Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

by WORDLE August 20, 2011

Blue Tick Army

A large group of boys. They are constantly getting "blue-ticked" by girls.

This means that they are being ignored by all of the girls that they speak to on WhatsApp.

Look at that Blue Tick Army outside, it is quite embarrassing.

by daybar123rat May 21, 2016

ticks all the boxes

a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family

wow that chef is hot, she ticks all the boxes

by snorlax55 April 27, 2015

tick-tack bush

Used to describe someone with a penis small enough that it is not visible through their pubic hair.

Get your damn tick-tack bush away from me!

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019

cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

2 blue ticks

To successfully complete a task. Normally one which has been witnessed or viewed but does not necessarily receive acknowledgment. Derived from WhatsApp's read notification of 2 blue ticks.

Did you see me on the climbing wall?

Yeah, 2 blue ticks for completing that hard route.

by Romeo Bravo November 16, 2021