off deck

When a drug dealer stops selling drugs. Usually temporarily.

"Hey lemme get a 40 sack of bud"
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."

by easeeyourhead September 2, 2013

The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.

"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."

by Jason Spires April 19, 2004

Double Decking

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark

It was no surprise that Steve was double decking in the public bathroom.

by Frank the Tank 2 August 6, 2011

Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

deck

that thing on the back of your house.

"HEY BOB! Let's go drink some beer and grill steaks on the deck!"

by Alex and Jess The Best People Ever August 3, 2007

TOOLS ON DECK

GOT GUNS READY TOO BUSS

CALM DOWN LITTLE HOMIE I GOT TOOLS ON DECK

by L33 L33 January 9, 2009

upper deck

Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.

I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.

by William Wood August 9, 2005