Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

by every-minute-in-Africa January 13, 2021

Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 1, 2019

Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

by Stop stealing my pseudonym November 3, 2019

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

by lakdjflakjeskrajls;dkcj l;akal ;kscfjl;akse May 23, 2008