Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

by MayorOfTittyCiti April 27, 2015

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

porcelain gypsy

a bad case of gonorrhea

wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy

by Robert Gardner April 5, 2008

riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

porcelain bomb

A statement that is loud, obnoxious and memorable; it will be forever etched into one's mind. A revolting and awkward statement.

Our professor was talking about our classmate's special test-writing needs in front of the class; thus dropping the porcelain bomb.

by porcelain bomb November 15, 2007