National Opium Day

On this day of the year everyone is invited to the Yale party. Rick Owens himself will be in attendance. Destroying the lonely and whatnot….HOMIXIDE HOMIXIDE

Random dude “Bro it’s national opium day” me “that’s so destroy lonely bro”

by Destroylonely February 14, 2023

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National Robolab Day

January 5th is a National Robolab Day. Robolab made the app called mechakeys that simulates mechanical keyboard sounds.

Look it's January 5th we gotta use mechakeys because it's National Robolab Day today.

by Recidevess January 4, 2023

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National Jose Day

It’s national jose day so go find a jose and give them a hug

Yo dude! It’s National Jose Day! Let’s go find Jose I’m tryna show the homie some love

by weirritatinbxtch October 25, 2019

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National Sad Day

On National Sad Day everyone is supposed to be sad. Put on xxxTentacion and be sad.

Have you heard of national sad day?

by tenorio November 3, 2019

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NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

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National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

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