bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.

Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.

by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018

Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Chainsaw Murderer

Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.

Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!

by Sarkata April 20, 2010

Murder Nod

A slight nod toward your henchman indicating you would like the person you've just spoken with murdered.

1. "I understand your misgivings with my company and I'm sorry we won't be doing business together"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

2. "I'm going to get paid, one way or the other"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

by magooisim February 12, 2013

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

the murder of monroe

started around september 2006 and finished in 2007. Blending hardcore/indie/rock/metal/Trance to their music, they became known in a matter of shows. played shows all around surrey

"Lets go get drunk and watch the murder of monroe"

"I love to have sex and scream to the murder of monroe"

by Ben Shepeard December 8, 2007