Accused Murderer

Someone who is accused of murdering

The Accused Murderer was guilty

by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018

murder buddy

Your friend that you would call if you just murdered someone. Someone who is always there for you no matter what.

Knock em dead murder buddy

by MLouPeach October 11, 2017

pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police January 11, 2010

bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.

Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.

by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018

Murder Nod

A slight nod toward your henchman indicating you would like the person you've just spoken with murdered.

1. "I understand your misgivings with my company and I'm sorry we won't be doing business together"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

2. "I'm going to get paid, one way or the other"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

by magooisim February 12, 2013

Chainsaw Murderer

Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.

Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!

by Sarkata April 20, 2010

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022