Blueberry Gunt Pancake

When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises

"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake

by KR12341 November 10, 2006

Gunt Hair

Hair that sticks out of a woman's fat cunt aka gunt. Is usually found in lower class neighborhoods.

That bitch had so much gunt hair I had to pull it out of my teeth.

That girl had Gunt Hair sticking out of her lulus.

Mmm her gunt hair tasted so great

She was fine till I has to floss

Her gunt hair was so long i could floss with it

by Drew LTD April 23, 2010

gunt burger pie

shredded vulva meat after a meat curtain neatening operation baked into a shepherd's type pie served with mashed potatoes and ketchup

After her meat curtain neatening surgery, Lexi asked the doctor for the excess meat so she could make a gunt burger pie to serve to her estranged ex boyfriend.

by muddman3 June 16, 2009

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

by Camphophenique July 27, 2011

Dick Face Gunt Bucket

An insult for a person you're angry with.

(DFGB for short)

That Ken sure is a Dick Face Gunt Bucket!

dick gunt insult derogatory nickname

by AluminumMonster June 29, 2011

gunt brulee au fraises

This is a standard gunt brulee with an added extra! It is fairly uncommon and only occurs on certain days of the month. This is where the gunt brulee is generously coated in a menstrual fluid coulis.

'I ripped off her guntage strap to find that it was gunt brulee au fraises, she was humming!'

by mratcl May 29, 2008

gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009