When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.
Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Christian Cotton then gets guarded
by jo mama 556 October 18, 2023
by Business front, party back March 13, 2020
When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.
by Rippyboy August 24, 2022
Rotten cotton is pussy that is used up but still desirable like a slut who fucks random guys but is still considered a sexy slut.
by VampireAlex October 02, 2019
Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
by Goldenminx October 07, 2015
A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019