Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

Ankle-back

An extreme form of necking, also known known as an ankle-neck. Originated by Miley Cyrus, maybe. The act of kicking the back of someone's foot extremely hard to the point that the person is unable to walk.

Dude, I had to ankle-back this cat. He was being mad disrespectful.

by ProfessorLie October 10, 2016

Ankle bangers

Trousers that have become too short through the wearer growing out of them.

"Look at that! He hasn't got any new trousers over the Holidays! Proper ankle bangers those!

by Trotboy July 15, 2021

Elephant Ankle

When an extremely large woman her pants wedged into her vaginal area

“Ay man look at that she got a damn camel toe” “ Hell nah man you see how big she is? That’s an elephant ankle”

by Fuckingloserfaggot May 19, 2023

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Weak Ankles

When someone has weak ankles, what they stand for is not strong. In #Hercules Meg has weak ankles... and rotten judgement.
In #MrDeeds the girl hates her ankles.
In both instances the girl is trying to betray the good guy/ hero for shady , personal reasons.

Also in NBA-- some players have ankle injuries often where as some don't. And if you compare playing styles-- it makes sense.

People with egos ( not firmly grounded mentally) often walk aloof and thus weaken their ankles

Man your boy got weak ankles on the court. Tell him to toughen up.

Homegirl has weak ankles bro, watch out... You might have to catch her (save her if she falls)

by Kingoflocusts September 12, 2018