thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
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A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
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Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99
Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

A thousand push up’s’ ”
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Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
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To spend time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 99 minutes.
I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg in metaverse.
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A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
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