The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
Get the Long Beach Islandmug. The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza
by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018
Get the Long Islandmug. I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017
Get the Long Island Handjobmug. A word people be using to describe a place that is very far out and isolated from The City (NYC) in Long Island
Person 1: Yo you know where I can go to get that?
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far
Person 2: Nah you gotta go deep in long island for that
Person 1: I'm not going that far
by dictionaryman97272 March 27, 2022
Get the Deep In Long Islandmug. the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.
by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019
Get the long islandmug. by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020
Get the long island steamrollermug. Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug.