a couple or three

A Couple or Three

A Texas sayin when there's more than two and at least three and probably more.

Used in a sentence: Hey man, how many fence posts got knocked over by that bull last night in the south pasture. Oh, I don't know, "a couple or three", I guess.

by Txsecededave October 21, 2014

Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.

'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'

by chaibox December 23, 2009

Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.

The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.

by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009

Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

by CaptainTed February 3, 2010

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

hentai couple

When the couple consists of a big fat ugly monster and a small loli. Usually used to prefer to a straight couple with a dramatic height difference. Now when its the girl that's big, and the guy that's small, that's where it gets interesting. :^)

Person 1: Man.. Greg is 6'4 and Shelly is 5'1 isn't that kind of weird?
Person 2: That's kind of hot though, Think about, they're a hentai couple.
Person 1: Oh yeah... :^)

by hahathatsthesexnumber May 21, 2018