by 6969shawtay November 24, 2021
by Starlightsaidsomething June 25, 2022
This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,
Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?
Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.
by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022
anna: *kicks jack in the dick*
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
jack: why did you do that?
anna: its october 26th
jack: mening?
anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day
by urassphat' November 26, 2020
“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th
by Kiwiiiiiii October 26, 2020
National Give A Michael $20 Day. A day where every time you see a Michael for the first time that day must give him $20.
by mshumadine February 18, 2020
If ur born on February 26 ur one of the most beautiful and smart and more person on earth but u catfish people so they can have Sex with u but yeah
by February 26 January 03, 2020