Greasy Pepe

A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.

I gave Sharlene the ol' greasy pepe last night and the cheese hit the wall, man.

by corey trevor lahey August 29, 2006

the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.

Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

greasy wombat

When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.

Jemdun lost his penis last night...latisha devoured it! It was a greasy wombat!

by catman1734 February 12, 2010

Greasy Sparrow

Fist a girl while whistling like a sparrow.

The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.

by Store 729 January 12, 2004

greasy pussbag

When you are having sex and somebody shoves fast food items into your vagina.

What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag

by spartain yankees October 31, 2009

greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014