That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

Fungus-Fuck

A slang meant to aim towards mushroom people.

Haha I just fucked up this dumbass fungus-fuck.

by NightShroom May 11, 2024

Fuck it, we ball

When you discard the obvious common sense to do something completely irrational yet somewhat unfathomably based/bold

Person 1: bro help me take this boss down

Person 2: wtf bro we just got sm shit on us, we can't risk it
Person 1: stfu bro it's him or us he called us swifties
Person: fuck it, we ball

by Lulozze May 12, 2024

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

tiger fuck

what you get in your bed if you don’t wash it

Keisha- “i haven’t washed my bed sheets in 3 months”

Amanda- “that’s how you get tiger fucks in your bed”

by kmoneyballerbills May 13, 2024

shuck fuck

The act of having sex in a corn maze

“Hey Stephanie, we're in a corn maze, this is a perfect opportunity to shuck fuck”

by I like kiddos May 14, 2024