zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017

Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.

Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

starburst dick

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.

Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)

by pinky_and_the_brain March 25, 2017

Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt

I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..

by hot carl! August 19, 2009

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

Laser Dick

Big Jim

Laser Dick has fabulous flowers on the Fox!

by JimiScores April 6, 2021