Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021

National ride your boyfriend day

On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve

It’s the 23rd!!

National ride your Boyfriend day

Bet lemme ride

by Kitty kat killer October 3, 2021

National ride on a elevator with bae day

November 22nd is national ride on a elevator with bae day. It is the perfect day to take your significant other and ride in an elevator together and have a make out sesh or maybe something more😏😉.

“Yo tomorrow is national ride on a elevator with bae day”-James
“Yea me and Ashley are gonna make out in there”-Tom

by yngsexykilla420 November 21, 2019

bored as a board on a board riding board

bored as a board on a board riding board is a word or sentence used when someone is so bored they decide to say the word multiple times with different meanings in a different pattern

Timmy: ughhh im boarddddddddddd
jonny: me 2
Timmy: are you as bored as a board on a board riding board
jonny: why
Timmy: idk jus bored

by Boredman12345678900987654321 March 15, 2022

riding the brown plastic pony

Using cough syrup that contains Dextromethorphan to get high.

"That guy was going on about the secret meaning of Xenogears...he must have been riding the brown plastic pony!"

by Glowing Fish May 25, 2006

happy spice girls ride

this is when you go to england and get a hot girlfriend. then you get all of her fat friends and force them to give you deep throat while you watch german she male porn. its called trhe happy spice girls ride because if you wanna be her lover u gotta get WITH her friends.

i did a happy happy spice girls ride with your mom and her lesbian friends because my porn tape broke i had no money and i wated some pimpen head from fat bitches.

by jonnay boy October 25, 2007

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009